Friggin' hilarious, and here I thought Batman was all Angsty, and only fighting crime as some perverse selfish need to make him self feel big and to let everyone know you don't fuck with Batman, and take his revenge on criminals for killing his parents all under the guise of Helping Innocents.
Guess my in-depth phycological diagnosis was wrong. D;
And i'd rather have Aqua-Mans ability, breathe under water?! kewl, Talk to fish and get sharks to eat annoying people after you coerced then to go for a relaxing swim in the ocean, because come on, you're a Super Hero and you've saved peoples lives and they have to listen to you?! Awesome as.